la dolce vita.


No sun? Why don't you just..

Drink cheap red wine in a flask while riding the train up to Montauk?
Watch Office Space while eating hot dogs with mac and cheese?

Stop at the local serial killer's house and contemplate the cross on the door, then compliment their backyard?

Decide to throw rocks into the ocean until your arm gives out?

Pick up a duck flipper, ask what it is, throw it back and later regret not keeping it?
Walk to the hardware store to "look" at fences in November in the most depressing part of town?

Contemplate how much land you've lost from the deer eroding your dock area?

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