la dolce vita.

1/24/08

Another day at the crazy ranch or what the fuck do I do with a day off?


I had the day off and almost bored myself to tears. When you are in a new city it is exciting but at the same time difficult. When you live some where on your days off you have certain things you like to do and certain places you like to go. I know what your thinking, your in a new city! get off your boney ass and go explore! But sometimes you just want an ol' reliable and comfortable experience, especially when most of your days leave you feeling like your head has been ripped off your body, thrown into orbit and then reattached, sometimes backwards. And let me say this, there is really only so much chilling you can do by the pool, I am not quite there yet, but I can feel it sneaking up on me like a bad memory. Does that even make any sense? No? Well to damn bad this is my godamn blog and I will say whatever goobldee gook nonsense i want! Yeah and i won't make some of my i's uppercase and spell things wrong, YEAH!! I can say I am getting some fantastic reading in on all of my obscenly long busrides and on the off chance I actually have a moment to myself at home without one of my crazy (I mean that in the most endearing way if any of you are reading this, hehe..) ass skeletor roomates whipping up some sickly green goo in the blender or bitching about their nonexsistent muffin top, I actually have started to do a little yoga. I emphasize the word little because after about 20 minutes I feel like I might actually die of boredom, but I am getting there. Tonight my non-model roomate and I will be partcipating in a most holy ceremony, a Rambo/chinese food marathon to prepare for the opening tomorrow. I believe it will be a very entertaining evening given the circumstances. I always have a good time eating chinese food + the added bonus of Rambo movies + pissing off the holocaust camp I currently reside with will be giving me the evil eye for a good couple of hours. haha, can't wait to see there faces when I call up the crazy ass asian dude that yells at me everytime I start my order with " YOU MUS ODA TWENTY FI DOLLA ODA FO DELIVEWY!!!" Which I love to respond with " YEAH DUDE I KNOW I AM NOT FUCKING DONE YET." I love that guy, he is so predictable. Anyways tomorrow I will be going on a mission to find the local library and hopfully a wireless connection since apparently places in this part of miami don't think providing wifi is important. so I can finally start to post some of the photos I have been taking. Love you guys, keep it real up in coldass fuckapolis. Oh and I wanted to give a shout out to Tucker good luck with the show, I know it will be amazing!

4 comments:

Munzenrider said...

Funny as hell. Seriously.

Extreme Ash said...

i concur.

Jessica said...

hi dear...where is your email address.....

Jessica said...

(jessica = the umber one)