la dolce vita.

9/18/07

Marchesa does it right.


Georgina Chapman and Keren Craig certainly knew what they were doing when they launched Marchesa 4.5 years ago. It was almost over night that the likes of Jennifer Lopez and Renee Zellweger were wearing their gorgeous gowns down the red carpet. But I guess if your boyfriend is Harvey Weinstein you can pretty much become a sensation over night. Not to say these ladies don't have the talent, they are overflowing with it, I am just saying that to poll vault over all that starving designer stuff you might want a guy like Harvey in your corner. p.s, Harvey just snapped up long dead but still remembered fondly, Halston. Hopefully he can breathe some new life into this now defunct 70's giant.

This season the ladies have moved away from their tendency toward red carpet wear into the realm of the cocktail dress. I absolutely loved their 2008 spring ready to wear collection. Delicate little lace numbers are just the ticket to make a woman feel her most beautiful. Well me anyways. I give these chics a lot of credit for stepping outside of their box this season. I think it is their best work yet.

Marchesa R.T.W spring 08

Marchesa R.T.W spring 08

9/17/07

Hermès, 170 years of understated elegance.


In a world of mass marketing and sweat factories it is hard to believe in or actually find a true luxury item. Looking through magazines you will find people spending thousands of dollars on things that a million other rich people have the exact copy of. Luxury has somehow managed to lose itself in this greedy copy cat world. Thats where Hermès comes rolling in like a cool breeze on a sweltering summer day.

With 75,000 items on their current product list, most are still hand made. This is a house that is still 72% family owned, controlled by a minimal 60 family members (many who actually WORK for the brand, not just collect quarterly earnings statements) Hermès is making a statement that the rest of the fashion world better start paying attention to. Last year they netted $433 million. Yup I said netted, as in their worldwide sales were, ready? $2.45 BILLION. Not to shabby for a company that still cares about quality over quantity.

Hermès started out as a mere saddle maker and turned into a revolutionary fashion leader. They actually pride themselves on listening to what their clients want. Yes they have a legendary special orders department, like say for instance you have a, I don't know just for kicks, a roll of pink silk that sat in your great grandmothers dusty old house till it was passed down to you. This cloth is beautiful, but really what are you going to do with it that is going to be worth it? Your going to send it over to the special orders department where 1 single person is going to turn it into a Birkin bag over a total of 17 hours. That bag is going to be the light of your life. Yes it is going to cost you a small fortune but the amount of time and expertise that goes into its construction is going to last for generations. Also the satisfaction you will have that no one else on the entire planet has that bag. No unappreciative 17 year old Manhattan heiress with money to burn and no brains to speak of is going to plop down HER pink silk Birkin bag next yours at some over priced Soho martini bar. Refreshing thought isn't it?

Modern yet traditional. Playful and serious. Always a head of the game. Hermès I salute you for remembering the real meaning behind luxury.

9/14/07

Fall 2007- Black is the new black..

So I woke up today thinking about fall fashion and if I actually had any money what I would buy... After an excruciatingly long search I came up with a few ditties for your viewing pleasure. Also if you happen to be one of those lucky folks with a autumn/winter shopping budget I suggest you move that ass on down to the shops and start purchasing the must haves or like a certain someone I know says " your blowing it."

Must haves for fall

1. Black wide leg trousers. Givenchy (photo) makes a pretty decent pair I would say.

2. Black stove pipe trousers. Elie Tahari (photo) rocked my world with these little darlings.

3. Beret. Any color will work especially if you are wearing all black, which tends to be my uniform, all black with a splash of color. Ralph Lauren's (photo) version is a perfect classic option.

4. Demi shoe boot. School girl meets refined lady. I picked these babies up from urban outfitters (photo) for a pittance, otherwise Burberry Prorsum makes a pretty bad ass pair in patented leather.

5. Slim blazer. Again and again this keeps coming back, but this year since douche bags aren't wearing them with flared jeans anymore, I find them extremely sexy. Especially when paired with a sweater and/or skinny jeans. Burberry Prorsum (photo) came up with this gem. Otherwise check your local vintage store. Remember well cut men's wear for women is a must for this season.

6. Versatile leather bag. Every woman knows that owning a bag large enough to carry your life in is a requirment now days. During the cold months you need something that is going to stand up to the elements. Miu Miu (photo) is making the bag of the moment, this bag is absolutely perfect in every way... So if anybody wants to get it for me..... I would love the magenta one....

7. Tights. Especially wool. Bright colors. Now you have an excuse to go to sox appeal. I never thought I would say that.

8. Vintage mini leather jacket. Make sure its soft, pliable and slim fit. A good leather jacket will last you year after year, just make sure to keep it classic.

Well thats that. Remember, fall is the best season for fashion don't let it pass you by in a hoodie and jeans. I also add a few photos of pieces that I hope will inspire you as much as they did me.

Ralph Lauren beret

Elie Tahari stove pipe black trouser

Givenchy wide leg trouser

Jill Sander, minimalism at its best.

prada.. Never a dull moment.

hot boots

Miu Miu bag

Burberry prorsum blazer

Urban outfitters demi shoe boot

9/13/07

a tip on how to survive a terrorist attack


If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.

a tip on how to survive a terrorist attack


If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that shit.

a tip on how to survive a terrorist attack


After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.

a tip on how to survive a terrorist attack


If a door is closed, karate chop it open.

a tip on how to survive a terrorist attack


Be on the lookout for terrorists with pinkeye and leprosy. Also, they tend to rub their hands together manically.

a tip on how to survive a terrorist attack


Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the fuck away.

a tip on how to survive a terrorist attack


The proper way to eliminate smallpox is to wash with soap, water and at least one(1) armless hand.

a tip on how to survive a terrorist attack


If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.

you from me

I was dreaming of the past
And my heart was beating fast
I began to lose control
I began to lose control
I didn’t mean to hurt you
I’m sorry that I made you cry
Oh no, I didn’t want to hurt you
I’m just a jealous guy

I was feeling insecure
You might not love me anymore
I was shivering inside
I was shivering inside

I didn’t mean to hurt you
I’m sorry that I made you cry
Oh no, I didn’t want to hurt you
I’m just a jealous guy

I didn’t mean to hurt you
I’m sorry that I made you cry
Oh no, I didn’t want to hurt you
I’m just a jealous guy

I was trying to catch your eyes
Thought that you were trying to hide
I was swallowing my pain
I was swallowing my pain

I didn’t mean to hurt you
I’m sorry that I made you cry
Oh no, I didn’t want to hurt you
I’m just a jealous guy, watch out
I’m just a jealous guy, look out babe
I’m just a jealous guy