Some summerson, son.

Ciao.

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Takin it to the next level.

Always have wanted some sort of musical career, I think we all have, it's one of those quintessential human dreams. Some of us actually have musical talent, not me, that's fo sho, but luckily I was born into an age of technology. I can just rip off other people's creativity and live vicariously through their music, which is exactly what I plan to do. The next 3 months will be spent in training, then let the mayhem begin. A little toenail told me something about a band, you turds better get going on that, we've got a world tour to plan.

i aint got no fucking computer or disconnected and FUCKED.

Dudesons. Don't ever let a cabbie drop your laptop in the middle of the street. My life line has been severed and seared. I feel like I may never know the joys of a screen larger then 3". I am writing this via crackberry, things have gotten way out of hand, it's like I'm down in a foxhole and everytime I pop my head up to see if the coast is clear some jackass hurls a cockroach at me or a snoring pig that they keep refering to as a "dog". The way I see it and my sanity (or the tiny shread left of it) relies on this statement, "the darkest hour comes just before the dawn". It better be or the people with the white velcro shoes on are going to have to store me where ever they keep the guy on bedford who doesn't wear pants, but always has bunny slippers on and at least 3 purses. Pray for me people, it's getting really dark in brooklyn, like donnie darko rabbit guy dark.

Where are you tonight?

This is how we roll, son!

Yeah bitch. This is Brooklyn. We don't fock ahround. Yo, does it seem like 2 chics are missin? Missin out homies.

Got a touch of the duunes or somethin?

You know I'm pretty sick of trying to convince some apparently mildly retaaded folks to move out of their safety nest. They are some of the most intelligent, creative dumbass motherfuckers I know, but yet they stick around some cramped scene like Minneapolis, claimin "oh we like it here." and, "oh, its on the come up." Guess what playa's, it's NEVER gonna be a mecca of opportunity like NYC or the stank armpit of the u.s.a, Los Assoles, I mean angeles, actually, no, I do mean assoles. Heres a little word to the wise. Everything you want out of your life is HERE. Just do it already. There is never going to be a perfect time, you are never going to feel completely safe leaving your tiny world, your never going to really have enough money to do it. But, that is part of the fun. The struggle, the pain of leaving the familiar to venture and the free fall into god knows what, are good for the soul. Yeah your gonna miss the hell out of some people and places, yeah your probably going to spend some nights crying, asking yourself what the hell your doing, you might even completely regret it, BUT, you will know you did it, YOU had the courage to follow a dream and expand your horizons. The sense of accomplishment is incomprehensible. Guess what happens then? You realize that you can adapt, grow, change and be a better person for it. I mean what is really the worst thing that could possibly happen? You hate it? You lose a bunch of dough? Hey, more then likely you didn't have any dough to begin with, cause you are working somewhere way beneath your skill and talent level, (Minnesota only offers so much folks, sorry, it is true, except it or not) or you hate it, then you go back home. Big freakin whoop. But at least you took a chance, you will always have that. When your shitting your depends in your old age, you can look back, smile and think to yourself, I was one bad ass motherfucker. I did that shit! I didn't let life pass me by as I stayed in the same place, no no! I took a risk, I have no regrets. As for the people this is aimed at, (you know who you are) I've known you all for long enough to know, without a doubt, you will regret it if you don't hightail it to a place that will light a fire under your ass and challenge the hell out of you. I only hang with soldjas, so start acting like one. Like yesterday. Seriously.

Can't wait till Sunday..

Ahhh the good ol' b.b.c.. Last Sunday was a bust, I think we all had a loooong weekend.. We will be back in full effect this sunday though. Fo sho. Peep the blackberry wars from the sunday before last. I'm telling you, never get one of these things, they are super glued to your hand at all times. Good forbid they make a waterproof one, people will take them in the shower, guaranteed. They don't call them crackberries for no reason. Props to Claire for bringing her digi, I'll come through next time. See you all soon. Let's do somewhere with breakfast burritos this Sunday..

Nicky Digital, always taking some digis.

This dude thinks he can take better photos then me, with his fancy camera and frenchy stache. He is totally right. Not to mention he always gives me little buttons, I like those.. Here is proper phototage of the GBH 10 year anniversary party. Peep him in all of his righteous glory here.. One thing though nickeroo, can you please catch me doing something pretty next time? I look like an autistic floozy in your photos.. Love ya! Hey Ash, peep the real rat tail. Yeah. This is WAR..

mstrkrft+Delmano=perfect.

One night of mstrkrft, L.A riots, grand master flash and does it offend you, yeah? My lovely friends at gbh hooked it up proper once again. Thanks playas. Another night at Delmano full of flights of fancy, late night bike rides to the deli and all around schnenagans. I swear I will never get sick of that place! I think we may have had a David Cross sighting there, no one is sure though.. I think it was him, is it, it's gotta be, wait no, wait yes, wait... It wouldn't be to far off it was, Agyness Deyn, Jude Law and other celebfreaks have been known to make an appearance.. I'm gonna hang out all night every night waiting for Judey to appear again..

Why are these dudes the illest?

Flight of the Choncords..Best new addition to my life. If you haven't seen this show or heard this rad music you are sooooooooo snoozin!

one last thing...

Stuff I'm sooo loving right now..

This list is in no particular order of interest. Frankly I don't really want to take the time to explain all of it. I've got some charity event to go to and I've gotta go buy a dress. Apparently to fight hunger for children you have to eat a lot of food from expensive restaurants and you can not be wearing black while doing it. I know, it makes perfect sense. Taste of the nation fights hunger, by feeding a bunch of rich people food they can already afford and oppresses black clothing, it is all for the hungry kids!!!! Whatever, it's going to be delicious and hilarious. Seeing as though I have a mowhawk complete with rat tail and steps. No black clothes rule this year, no funny haircuts next time? Anyways on to the goods. I love my friends. I hate Paris Hilton, apparently so does the whole world. B.B.C (2 of us) biked to Lucky Chan's for some antics sunday night. Cloud cult rules. This photo of a dude pissing actually happened, my good friend Claire witnessed it. Get this, these 2 guido's pulled up outside of Antik at like 2 am, 1 jumped out proceeded to kick over a garbage can, pissed on it, all the while the other one in the car was burning rubber and bumping some shitty rap music.. What I would have given to see it in real life.. My god, I could have died and been happy.. Some sweet style photos and ummm.. I dunno. I think that's it for now.. I'm gonna go get fat in the name of fighting hunger for children!! Maybe M.J will be there fighting hunger by wearing a sweet prosthetic nose and grabbing his crotch alot, that would be just as helpful.

More funny for your friday!

Holy shit. You thought it couldn't get better and POOF like magic, it does. This is for the MN homeslices.

I command Tuesday nights.

Spent a few hours at Delmano last night with some fast becoming good friends. Pleasant company, amazing cocktails,candlelight and a new (to me) black and neon green bike locked up outside. What a utopian night. Yes, a few things or people were missing, either they are sick, in a different state or straight blowing it, either way I was most appeased with my evening. I think Delmano is my new muse. Next to Edie of course. I'm living the dream,(my dream), one day and night at a time. Oh and checkout this puppy, I was totally gonna steal that little darlin. Next time little buddy..

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