Some folks just know how to crush it.

See these?! DO YOU SEE THESE?? Givenchy 8 strap gladiator derby shoes. MINE. (I wish.)

Happy Thanksgiving dicks.

I know I know what your going to say. We didn't do that, we have no control over the past, get over it and eat some damn turkey. All I am saying is don't forget what this day is really about. Thievery, rape and genocide. Yes I am a party pooper. I'm gonna go eat some damn turkey with some folks I care about too, don't get me wrong. I am also going to remember the millions of people who were murdered and tricked. I think you should too. Instead of giving thanks, maybe we should be giving condolences for the actions of our stupid ass whitey ancestors.

LOOK AT ME ASSHOLE. (love you guys, seriously. I'm just a little worked up.)

God bless ceramic jesus guns.

Can I get a BOOYA?!

What a bunch of dykes.

Or trannie sluts on E. Someone needs to go back in time and slap each and every one of these bitches.

more christ my ass wishes.

Some beautiful gold Louboutin's from Rodarte.

A little blue eyed Doberman named Simon.

Mp3/CD turntable times 2.

New mixer.

Imaginary Christmyass..

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I was thinking about how Christmas is probably going to suck ass in the gifts dept This year, giving and getting. So I came up with an idea.. What if we just gave people photos of gifts instead of the actual object? For instance merry christmyass, I got you a picture of those new limited edition Nike Mid's you wanted, sure hope they fit... In your imagination. I mean really who the hell cares, as long as you have some rad friends and/or family to chill with on big J's b-day, does anything else really matter? I don't think so. In the past year I have really learned to value the amazing people in my life and if I could have anything for that commercialized, often lonely and bitter holiday, it would just be the opportunity to hang with them. Sit around drink some shlocky box wine, eat some kraft dinner and fuckin celebrate the things that really matter. Friendship, making memories and of course laughing your ass off. If you insist that this economic crisis isn't effecting you in the least I will say this; first off your a damn lier and secondly give that money to someone less fortunate then yourself, instead of buying some dumb shit for people who probably have more then enough dumb shit to last a lifetime. Here is a little sample of my ultra awesome fake wish list, the best part of this is you can literally ask for anything you have ever wanted.

Daps to Mr. Alberto Vargas.

Magda trzaski

This year I need to;

Take a MINI submarine ride.

Take boxing classes.

Eat pizza (LOTS) in Naples.

Learn how to play the drums.